Before Baby, After Baby

BEFORE BABY
TheJennifer: “Oh look! Here’s a packet of ten bibs. I can put these individual ones back and get these. That’s all I’ll need.”
“Hey, Gerber has a pack of onesies. 6 should almost last me a week. I can just do a load every week. Oh heck, why don’t we get two packs and do [...]

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First Mother EVER in the history of ever

I don’t know about mothers who’ve had more than one child as I’m a brand-spankin’ new mom. But if you are a first time mom, doesn’t it feel like YOU are the first mother EVER?
You think nobody else could have felt what you are feeling? These gut-wrenching fears, or the all encompassing love that overwhelms [...]

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Pains of Motherhood

1. Stretchmarks and C-section scar…
2. Heartburn like you wouldn’t believe. Almost would rather not eat than have to deal with it.
3. Gaining weight/bloating: even if you do manage to lose ‘baby weight’, your body will never look like it did BB. “Before Baby”
4. [...]

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Biological reason for ‘pregnancy brain’

I’m coming to realize the biological reason for this phenomenon called ‘pregnancy brain’…that lasts well into motherhood. (At least the early part of motherhood. It might last longer, but as I am only experiencing the first part, I can’t corroborate nor can refute it right now.)
This is what I am thinking:
I distinctly remember telling B [...]

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Justifiable Homicide

If a man comes home to his wife who had their baby a few weeks (even months) ago and say, “So what HAVE you been doing all day.” after looking around the house, I believe you could argue justifiable homicide.
Really.
It’s been almost 6 weeks since I had Noodles…but I don’t seem to get anything done [...]

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BF Nazis

And I mean that in the nicest way possible.
There are some really militant ‘breastfeed only’ advocates out there. They LOOK like normal people. But as soon as you even mention ‘formula’, they get all weird and glaze over.
I KNOW breastfeeding is best. But when you have a 10+ baby who is HUNGRY, and your milk [...]

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Play by play of the Birth of Greyson (warning: yucky details!)

It’s been a while since I wrote…and I figure it’ll be that way for a while now. I’m going to try to post in order so I don’t get messed up. But again, this is going to be a slow process. Lack of sleep, you understand.
Greyson was a rather ‘husky’ little boy. He was a [...]

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“D” (elivery) Day: October 17, 2008

So it’s finally here. The day I get induced.
I’m actually writing this for Noodles so bear with me with the details:
Mommy’s first checkup with Dr. Bookout…he said I’m due October 19th. Went to my regular OBGYN. After a sonogram, she said my due date is the 13th. So went with that. But now we’re thinking…maybe [...]

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Last Trimester…last week(s)…observations

1. Every time you call someone, you have to preface it by saying “No, no! I’m not calling to tell you I’m in labor!”
2. The last month will kick your butt! I’ve never been so uncomfortable in my life.
3. The last week or two before you deliver, you are constantly checking your underwear for something [...]

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Week 37 Belly Picture

Originally uploaded by dragonfly_727

I’m running out of steam…missed last week because I just didn’t want.
The first trimester, you are exhausted. Second trimester is fine.
This last month has been really kicking my donkey. It’s a good thing I’ve been put on bed rest for the past 2 weeks.
It isn’t as bad as one would think. I [...]

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